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Sweat like the greatest underdog….
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This is inspired by the latest post by Cinderella
# This was when i was 13.
Thanks to the inherited genes, i was already 6ft tall with a decent figure by then. Because of my size, boys of my age never befriended me so i used to hang ard with bigger guys who were older than me. Anyways one day a guy from my bldg who was already in college by then took me to his college and asked me to wait outside as he wanted to meet somebody and then he was going to take me to a sports shop to buy some things. The college was celebrating Rose day that day. i didn’t even knew the significance of that day then. Anyways after some time a nice good looking gal came to me and introduced herself, i still remember her name, Neha. She asked me would i mind being her friend and then offered me a rose. Bloody hell !!! i was zapped. Somehow i started explaining her that she was way too elder than me and she would not like a school going boy to be her friend. She said i was joking and just trying to ignore her. I kept on pleading her and she kept on argueing with me…Finally the guy from my bldg came out and started laughing at us and then he explained the gal and told her the truth, the gal sadly believed him and went off and for the next 6 months all the guys in the bldg teased me and laughed at me for that incidence.
# This one was a sick one.
This was a year back. I used to go for work-outs at kavita’s gym every morning. Its a unisex place and there is no seperate time for gents and ladies. There were a few over-inquisitive gals there who used to throw lot of questions at me and i just used to answer them with my usual one-liners…
For eg:-
Q:- Are u married? NO
Q:- Do u live alone ? Yes.
Q:- Any gf? No
Q:- Never had any? Well i had but now i m single.
Q:- How long? 3 years.
And then one fine day there is this queen of oversmarts out there who threw the worst question at me…
Q:-3 years,no gfs, how do u cope up with the hormunal outburst???
My word!!! i was speechless and kavita who was just a friend then looked at me completely embarassed…..lol….i can afford to laugh now, but that particular moment was like getting bowled with a Shane Warne ripper 
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For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace.
Courtesy:- Copyright © 1995-2006 Jone Johnson Lewis. All Rights Reserved.
I have an unbeatable ego
I have a demented soul
I m Mr.Misunderstanding
I m the King of jackasses
I m a sadistic person
I m a devil’s workshop
I m worthless
I m useless
I m shameless
I m gross
I m a looser
I can’t do what i m supposed to do
I can only shout
I can only bark
I can only crib
I can only sulk
Just yesterday we concluded topic on the failure of intelligence in the enforcement agencies and in the evening we got the biggest evidence to prove that.
174 died, more than 300 injured(Figures from Rediff).
So what do we have to say now? Ummmmm…throw some more stones at the enforcement agencies…..
My heart bleeds to see so many fellow mumbaikars die for no good reasons and from today everyone wud be back on their feet to earn their bread and the trains wud be crowded like ever, the streets will be full of vehicles and we’ll hv an article saying that people who wanted to create havoc could not kill the mumbaikar’s spirit and everything will calm down….Bloody hell!!!
where is that f*****g State Home minister R R Patil who simply knows the art of moral policing……Since he has taken over the intelligence dept has gone completely disasterous…..they r only deputed to trace the Bar girls and Call girls on the streets and the hotels….They suspect Let and D gang behind the chaos even if they were, did the dept had any clue abt it??? Even if they had they didn’t hv enough dudes to confirm the news as they must be chasing those call girls….. If today these guys r not accounted for what happened, we will hv several other incidences like this in future thats for sure….
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